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We all saw the story of Dan Bilzerian offering up $5K to whoever suggested the best title. Turns out, there’s a story behind how we arrived at that place. Apparently Dan had a cushy publishing deal set up with Simon and Schuster—EVER HEARD OF ‘EM? They’re like the Cellino and Barnes of reading. Except… he never delivered the pages.
Dan parties with Steve Aoki. Cake was thrown. House party w/ marshmallow. Dan + the best DJ alive made for one hell of a night. Chilling w/ post malone. A little quality time with a quality rapper. In 2014, Bilzerian split his time between homes in Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles, California, and Las Vegas, Nevada. He moved to Bel Air in 2018, but his current whereabouts are unclear. On March 9, 2011, Bilzerian raced and beat Tom Goldstein for a wager of $385,000 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, with Bilzerian racing a 1967 AC Cobra and Goldstein behind the wheel of a Ferrari 458 Italia. Cartoon Caption Contest. Is representing millionaire poker player Dan Bilzerian in an apparent effort to head off a lawsuit by porn star. Bilzerian threw a naked Griffith off a building into. Controversial social media star Dan Bilzerian is wearing a tiny pair of orange shorts and a tight white T-shirt when I meet him. Like some kind of superhero cartoon character, this Hugh Hefner.
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But a source tells us that the deal — brokered by UTA agent Byrd Leavell — went up in smoke because Bilzerian was too busy with his hot tub pals to actually write the book, and never delivered a manuscript.
And when we ran the saga by Leavell, he told us, “You have it. I do not represent that guy anymore.”
Ok, that makes sense with what we know of the young man. He did the same thing with BUDs training, right? Also, Byrd Leavell is the most agent name I’ve ever heard. Good riddance, right Dan the Man?
But a rep for Bilzerian told us that isn’t how it went down at all. “[Simon and Schuster] finished a ghost-written book which Dan wasn’t happy with,” said the rep, “so he returned the advance and wrote the book himself — no ghostwriter — and he intends to self-publish.”
Oh ho ho, the plot thickens thiccer than Danimal’s thighs. Turns out Dolla Bilz never wrote the manuscript because the publishing company was penning it through a ghostwriter. Dannyboy’caine hated it and took it upon himself, despite the limitations of his 4th-grade literacy. Can’t wait to see how this thing turns out. Do we think the pages will have scratch ‘n sniff stickers? Maybe one of those buttons you press that moos like a cow? Fun!
I can’t imagine a shittier job than ghostwriter. All the work, none of the glory. You’re basically a fluffer with a keyboard. Then again, some people don’t need the shine and prefer to live life in anonymity. I have no idea how to relate to these shadow-dwellers. Even Stephen King, the weirdest dude alive, writers under his own name.
Looking forward to next year’s smash bestseller, Dan Bilzerian: I Am Him.
By Debra Cassens Weiss
Here’s proof that Supreme Court litigators aren’t always mired in highfalutin constitutional cases.
Tom Goldstein, the poker-playing lawyer who founded SCOTUSblog, is representing millionaire poker player Dan Bilzerian in an apparent effort to head off a lawsuit by porn star Janice Griffith, report Total Frat Move, Josh Blackman’s Blog and Above the Law.
Bilzerian threw a naked Griffith off a building into a pool below (it was chronicled on videotape), and Griffith broke her foot, resulting in the threat to sue for $85,000. Goldstein declined to comment when contacted by the ABA Journal, but his May 12 letter has the circumstances, as he sees them.
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“I am genuinely sorry that your client was hurt,” Goldstein writes to lawyer Shoham Solouki. “No one wants to see anyone injured. But the suggestion that Mr. Bilzerian is responsible for the injury is embarrassing. I’m sorry she made you suggest it in writing.
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“The whole tragi-comedy is of course on tape. Given that you agreed to send Mr. Bilzerian a threat to sue, I can only assume you must not have seen it.
“It shows facts your client always omits: She was under contract to Hustler and agreed with Hustler’s request that she be photographed while being thrown off the roof. I always thought that this kind of thing was Photoshopped instead. Perhaps Hustler’s editorial standards would not permit it. Perhaps she insists on doing all her own stunts. I really do not know.
“In all events, she agreed. Very few people I know would make that choice. But there it is. And chronologically, she’s an adult competent to make it. Hustler and your client asked Mr. Bilzerian to be the thrower, and we can all agree that was the better end of the deal.
“Like your client, the facts of the claim won’t, quite, fly. The tape shows the two carefully practicing this flight of fancy under Hustler’s direction, and your client expressly agreed to go ahead. In legal limbo, she assumed the risk.
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“But maybe I’m not creative enough. Maybe your client’s legal theory is that Mr. Bilzerian negligently violated the established standard of reasonable care for one who throws a porn actor off a roof into a pool during a photo shoot for an adult magazine. I’ll let that one sink in for a moment.
“But there’s more. The tape shows that she did the one thing that she had been explicitly told in advance would stop her from making it to the pool: she grabbed Mr. Bilzerian’s shirt. Now I’m no physicist. And it won’t surprise you that I don’t have any relevant experience. So I don’t know the precise amount of thrust it takes to heave someone across to a pool a floor below. But I’m also not blind. And it is apparent that Mr. Bilzerian’s shirt did not reach out and grab her.”
The letter goes on to say that Griffith “will obviously lose” if she sues Bilzerian, who will not agree to settle. And the complaint, Goldstein claims, will be “sanctionably frivolous. Your client should just box up almost every last bit of her property (please exclude all videos and photographs, as well as the seemingly inevitable small yappy dog) and drop it off with you in safekeeping for Mr. Bilzerian.”